Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become too prohibitive.

"The marvellous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can mean only one thing!" Ronnie Barker

There are 3 stages of scientific discovery: first people deny that it is true; then they deny that it is important; finally they credit the wrong person with the discovery!

History is irony on the move

Don't look back in anger, don't look forward in fear, but do look around you with awareness....

The difference between successful people and others is how long they spend time feeling sorry for themselves.